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In which he gives you music

It’s that time of year again… Dry Skin Season! So drink up (water, that is – about 8 glasses a day) and keep the Jergens handy.

It also happens to be the holiday season, and seeing how there are no songs about dry skin (except for Andrew Bird’s “Skin Is, My”) I thought I’d share with you my favorite songs pertaining to this particularly festive time.

Personally, I don’t get too caught up in the “spirit” of Xmas (or the spirit of Kwanzaa or חנוכה, for that matter). I don’t decorate, or wear silly sweaters, or watch movies starring freaky little clay people. But, boy-oh-boy, do I loves me some classic Xmas songs! Every year, I allow myself to listen to them for 3 days only starting on December 22nd. Hey, that’s today!

Without further ado, here are my faves, in no particular order:

OK, that’s it for now. Enjoy the music, drink some nog and start thinking about how you’re going to pay your credit card bills next month. I’ll be headed to the 17th state via sled this week for my own holiday mental meltdown. I hope you have a safe and happy (inebriated) holiday season.

Don’t forget to check back on December 31st for the 2011 resolution to end all resolutions. More info here.

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In which he resolves to resolve.

A lot has happened since I last dropped a blog on you, so allow me to fill you in…

I switched back to real milk, albeit skim. I have had several haircuts. I vastly improved the digital version of the Cincinnati Bengals in Madden ’11 via smart trades and well-researched draft picks (they have won 3 Super Bowls in a row). I occasionally enjoy a Coke Zero after years of soda avoidance. I moved to Brooklyn, NY. I finally saw Tron. The NKOTB and the BSB are now NKOTBSB. I gave up on my electric mandolin lessons.

That brings us current.

OK, so we’re heading into a new year (the second to last one, according to John Cusack, so let’s make it count!). Everyone is busy making resolutions, and by everyone I mean nobody. New Year’s resolutions are a farce. They’re just a way for local news programs to kill time with puff pieces about gyms getting busy. The last New Year’s resolution was made heading into 1912 by Captain Edward J. Smith. He vowed to visit New York City in the Spring. That worked out well.

Welp, I’m going to break that streak for the Human Mother-truckin’ Race. I’m going to make a resolution for the entirety of the 2011 calendar year. This is going to involve all of you. You will be competing against me. I’m putting my reputation on the line. And I’ve got no reputation, so I got nothing to lose! It’s gonna be a blood bath (which I hear are good for your skin)!

“What the heck is it? You know, what are you doing? Umm, do you have, like, umm, plans Thursday,” is what you’re all asking now. Well, ladies, just email me your digits, and… IT’S A SECRET, FOR NOW. It wouldn’t be a very good “New Year’s” resolution if I made it this far out. We haven’t even given Christmas a chance yet, and hell, I’m still eating leftover latkes from חנוכה (then again, when aren’t I eating latkes – I live in Clinton Hill, BK. Waka waka).

So come back, December 31st, for the reveal of what will surely sweep the minds and capture the hearts of America for the whole of 2011. My dinky little resolution. Typed up on a blog. That no one reads. Except my Mom and Dad. And Dad sometimes doesn’t get it.

IT’S GONNA BE HUGE

-Tim

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Tim & Tim On Things Episode 3

It’s Tim & Tim’s Twitter Spectacular 2010!

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Tim & Tim On Things Ep. 2

The second episode of the internet sensation, Tim & Tim On Things. This week, Tim & Tim address the issue of living in a “miserable” city.

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Tim & Tim On Things

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NEW THING TO DO, FACEBOOK HAVERS

OMG GUYS, THIS WEEK IS “NIGHT COURT” DOPPELGANGER WEEK ON FACEBOOK.  CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO THE CAST MEMBER FROM “NIGHT COURT” THAT YOUR MOTHER THINKS YOU MOST RESEMBLE.

I’LL START – JUDGE HARRY STONE. LOVE YOU , MOM.

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Still here.

Believe it or not, I still exist.

I’ve been hiding in plain sight  this whole time.

You looked high and low and found nothing.

You couldn’t see the forest for the trees.

You didn’t stop to smell the roses.

I just ran out of clichés.

Alright, a lot has changed since I last updated this blogspace. I’m trying to recover my groove. I’m making a TV pilot for the heck of it. I’m writing. I switched to soy milk. My fish died. Back to the Future is my favorite movie.

That last one wasn’t a change. I’m just making sure you’re paying attention.

I’ll put a lot more on here as time goes on. For now, enjoy some vids from the upcoming TV revolution, Mistakes By The Lake.

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